#277

Balqies: Iman, Insya'Allah when we have our first baby, I think it is going to be a girl.

Iman: But who am I going to play football with then?

Balqies: er... Iman,...you don't play football!

Iman: Oh yeah!

#234

#233

My seven year old nephew  asked my cousin what is a cow's favorite Chinese food? 
Answer: a mooo-n cake (said he made it up himself)


And yes, he is the same nephew who asked a small time magician if he could do a levitation trick. 

#192

Caleb: Hey Balqies you got any hot chinese friends I can stalk on FB?

Balqies: hmm... they're either not your type or ur not their type.

Caleb: What? no such thing, I can change that not their type to their type.

Balqies: really? so why are you struggling (to find a girlfriend).....?

Caleb ..... HATER!

Rashaad: 1 point for Balqies. (-) MINUS 50,000 Caleb's self-confidence 

Matt: Damn girl, you just played ping-pong with Caleb's b*lls. 

sorry Caleb, next time don't be so pompous with me :p