#196

Julianne: [on phone] It is not going well! This is what comes of telling the truth! Or even part of it. You know, getting what you deserve isn't fair!

George: [on phone] Where are you?

Julianne: [on phone] I have stolen a bread van and I am chasing Michael down Michigan Avenue. George, this is all your fault! I-I-I told him the truth, I said that I loved him and I kissed him and this is what's happened.

George: [on phone] Jools, a question. When you kissed Michael, did he kiss you back?

Julianne: [on phone] What do you mean? We were lip-to-lip!

George: [on phone] I mean, was there anything on the other side of that kiss that leads you to believe that this chase will end happily?

Julianne: [on phone] That's beside the point, we were interrupted.

George: [on phone] Who interrupted you?

Julianne: [on phone] Kimmy! She ruined everything, and Michael started chasing her before he could answer me!

George: [on phone] Michael's chasing Kimmy?

Julianne: [on phone] Yes!

George: [on phone] You're chasing Michael?

Julianne: [on phone] Yes!

George: [on phone] Who's chasing you? Nobody. Get it! There's your answer. Kimmy.

Julianne: [on phone] No!

George: [on phone] Yes. Jools, you are not the one! Now, for God's sake, the wedding is at 6pm, you have a small, but distinct, window of opportunity to do the right thing. [hangs up]